'Calm Down Kimmy Boy' ~ An Ode the Odious Kim Welch

Dan Anders

New member
Calm down little Kimmy, and show some respect,
Sometimes you are really a pain in the neck,
This forum is your kingdom, a chamber of ego,
And you're about as pleasant as someone who's just stepped on a Lego!

You mock and reject what you don't understand,
Because banning and cowardice goes hand in hand!

And yet there's nothing new under the sun,
You must be a boomer because you sure act like one!

And so Kimmy-Boy I must bid you farewell,
For the stench of your pride makes an ominous smell!

(Don't bother responding, I won't see a thing,
You'll just waste your breath and make your blood pressure zing!)

My stories will be appreciated whether you like it or not,
Enjoy staying sour in this sad empty lot!

-T
 
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