director15
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Hi this is the first horror film I've ever written. Its about thirty pages long. any feed back would be much apprecitated.
ext.battlefield-night
We see a disaster site of destruction.
We see Army uniforms on the ground that were worn buy SOLDIERS , but their are no bodies in the uniforms. There are bullet holes through the uniforms as well as bloods stains.
We then see JESUS [hey-zoos] and RYAN. RYAN is dying. So is JESUS.
RYAN
You remember when you said that we shouldn't attack.
JESUS
Yes.
RYAN
You were right.
cut to.
INT.pentagon-day
We see several top ranking MILITARY INTELLIGENCE OFFICER'S sitting behind desk.
We see that they are wearing sun glasses.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS walk in the room.
intelligence dude 1
Morning LIEUTENANT.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Morning sir.
intelligence dude 2
We've got a top secret mission here for you.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1
That means confidential.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yes sir. Of course , sir.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 2
Their is a group of militants that we've been supporting that I want you to send a squad and take them out.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Why , sir?
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 2
National security.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1
We have reason to believe that they are assisting in a...
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 2
-Their inferior.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1
National Security. Terminate them.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 2
That'll be all.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1
Dismissed!
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yes sir. Thank you , sir.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS walking around the halls of the Pentagon for about the next thirty seconds to a minute.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
I didn't realize at the time why they we're telling me to attack a group of militants that we had been assisting , but I was to find that out sooner than I realized. They were a threat to the system. Much less the only group that was aiding us in fighting the terrorist. I had to go assemble my secret team of soldiers and whoever else in the intelligence community that I might need. Also a special Army platoon will be assisting us.
cut to.
INT.Ryan house-day
We see RYAN , a computer whiz type , eating a little cereal , when the phone rings.
We see that RYAN go's over to pick up the phone.
Ryan (into phone)
Hello.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
This is
RYAN
-DAVIS. I already know. Look regarding my position I'll meet you at the gate of the militant camp. Also I think that you should know that they've already sent to other squads and to other PLATOONS out their to do this mission and its been reported that they all turned into zombies and they thought that they were fighting aliens.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
Come on.
RYAN (INTO PHONE)
Thats what I heard. I'll be taking a friend with me.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
You can't do that.
RYAN (INTO PHONE)
He specializes in this kind of thing. He know how to deal with people if things get out of hand , you know what I mean? He could be a real asset to us.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
He better not foul this up or I'll be coming after you.
RYAN (INTO PHONE)
LIEUTENANT , I'm more worried about you that I am him.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Whats this friend of yours name?
RYAN (INTO PHONE)
JESUS.
cut to.
ext.militant camp gate-night
We see LIEUTENANT DAVIS drive up in a Army Hummer with a PLATOON in the back of a bigger truck behind them.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Wheres that guy , you said was going to meet us here , sir?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
I don't know keep quiet.
The PLATOON , with DAVIS , walk up to the GUARD at the gate.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
I knew the password so we got in easy or so I thought we would.
guard
Password.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
Zombie flick.
GUARD
Password.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Zombie film?
GUARD
Password.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
Zombie movie?
GUARD
Password.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Zombie and alien flick.
GUARD
Open the gate.
They walk into the camp.
The GUARDS shut the gate behind them.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
How did you know the password?
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Just guessed , sir.
RYAN
Good to see you LIEUTENANT.
RYAN and JESUS come into the light so we can see them.
RYAN (cont'd)
Thought you were never going to get through that gate.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
You've been in here all this time.
RYAN
Yes sir. This is my friend JESUS.
JESUS
Hello LIEUTENANT.
RYAN
Got to add something new to the mission LIEUTENANT.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
What?! How come I wasn't briefed on this?
RYAN
Cause I know the people better. Remember that zombie and alien story I told you about.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yeah.
RYAN
We got to take out another PLATOON , before we attack the militants.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
They've turned into zombies?
RYAN
Yes.
JESUS
I don't think that we should go through with this mission.
RYAN
We have to. JOHNSON take three men with you over toward that way , to the river its about fifty yards away. There will be a small boat on the shore take it and scout out the area along the river , to the north.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Yes sir.
JOHNSON turns around.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
MILES , FOSTER , JONES , come with me.
RYAN
By the way JOHNSON if you come in contact with anyone , terminate them.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
What if
RYAN
-Anyone. LIEUTENANT let me talk to you in private.
They walk over a few feet away from the group.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
(whispering)
What is it?
RYAN
(whispering)
We need a man to act as a decoy.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
(whispering)
What do you mean?
RYAN
(whispering)
We're going to attack at the camps railroad crossing , but we need them to think we're going to attack the ammunition dump instead.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
(whispering)
So you want me to send one of my men to get captured on purpose.
RYAN
(whispering)
Exactly.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
(whispering)
Wait a minute hows he gonna get captured they don't know we're here to attack them.
RYAN
(whispering)
Leave that up to me. We're gonna tell the men that we're attacking the ammunition dump so in case anyone else gets captured they'll tell them the right information too. There won't be conflicting stories.
RYAN turns around and walks back over to the rest of the PLATOON.
RYAN
All right men , we're going to attack them at the ammunition dump. I need a volunteer to go on a very dangerous assignment for us.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Wait a minute , I'll do it.
RYAN
But , we need you with us.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
I want to have the assignment.
RYAN
O.k. Be careful.
DAVIS gets and m-16 and starts to walk away.
RYAN
Wait a minute.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yeah?
RYAN pulls a small , can spray bottle out of his pocket. It is zombie spray.
RYAN hands DAVIS the spray bottle.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Extra camo?
RYAN
Zombie spray.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
What?
RYAN
If the zombies come after you this will make you invisible.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
O.k. But I thought that they assignment was supposed to be to give them the wrong information.
RYAN
If the zombies capture you first.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
All right.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS runs away quietly.
RYAN walks back over to the rest of the PLATOON.
RYAN
All right change of , we're going to attack the ammunition dump.
JESUS
Why?
RYAN
Cause I said so. I brought you along to help and your giving me nothing , but trouble.
JESUS
All this going to do is cause a bunch of blood shed. Why don't you try and help these people instead of taking them out.
RYAN
Lets move out!
cut to.
ext.lake shore-night
We see MILES , FOSTER , and JOHNSON running along the shore trying to find the boat.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
It didn't occur to me at the time that RYAN didn't give the other three guys the zombie spray , but he did me.
private miles
Where is that freaking boat that he told us about?
PRIVATE JOHNSON
I don't know just shut up and be quiet!
private foster
Hey their it is.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Thank God.
They run up and get into the boat , but it is the boat that the old PLATOON used and the computer steering on the boat will take over.
cut to.
ext.in the boat/riding on the river-day
We see that they are in the boat speeding away.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
FOSTER , you drive.
PRIVATE FOSTER
O.k.
JOHNSON gets his binoculars out and looks ahead.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Go left.
FOSTER tries to turn the boat left.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
No right.
PRIVATE FOSTER
It won't let me turn it!
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Help him MILES!
MILES tries helping him turn it.
private MILES
Its no use it won't budge!
JOHNSON turns around to see if they can all make it turn.
private MILES
Look ahead.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Jump out.
ZOMBIE PLATOON PATROL coming toward them.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Lets get out of here.
ZOMBIE SERGEANT BARNES
We've got you surrounded!
ZOMBIE DIVER PRIVATE WILSON jump into the water to capture them.
PRIVATE MILES
I'm handcuffed!
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Me too it must be invisible cuffs!
ZOMBIE PLATOON PATROL coming forward in their boat.
ZOMBIE SERGEANT BARNES
You thought that you would steal our boat , did you , well your captured. Get them out of the water.
ZOMBIE DIVER PRIVATE WILSON
Yes sir.
They get out of the water into the ZOMBIE BOAT.
ZOMBIE SERGEANT BARNES
Good work WILSON. Lets go.
They take off and drive away from ZOMBIE DIVER PRIVATE WILSON.
PRIVATE MILES
What about him.
ZOMBIE SERGEANT BARNES
He stays in the water.
PRIVATE MILES
Why?
ZOMBIE SERGEANT BARNES ignores MILES.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
(whispering)
Be quiet MILES.
cut to.
ext.middle of the militant camp near the zombie platoon Davis position-night
The camera serves as LIEUTENANT DAVIS eyes. He is running through the woods to of course be captured on purpose.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
Little did I know thing were about to get really scary. Scarier than normal combat. I decided that I wouldn't go through with the spray , besides I was supposed to get captured anyway wasn't I?
There is a screeching noise.
DAVIS turns around to see what the noise is.
We see people walking , toward DAVIS. Their not completely normal looking though. They are aliens , but this will not be revealed until later.
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL walks into sight with a few more ALIEN TROOPS.
DAVIS thinks its his PLATOON. Then he slowly realizes that it isn't.
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
Your captured.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Who are you.
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
COMMANDER POWELL.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Sir , I thought that I recognized you , we're on the same mission I think , but I wasn't told that you would be on this mission , too.
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
I'm here to stop your mission.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Why?
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
Your a threat to national security. JOHNSON.
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON comes into sight.
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON
Yes sir?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
I was suspicious of you JOHNSON.
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
Take him to the ship so that after this mission we can take him back to......
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
-Where?
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
I can't say. Just take him back to the ship.
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON
Yes sir.
DAVIS and ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON walk away. The camera serves as DAVIS eyes. The area in which they are walking is like woods.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
I should have known I was set up.
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON
What are you talking about?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
You know perfectly well what I'm talking about.
cut to.
ext.militant camp on the trail leading to the ammunition dump-night
RYAN , JESUS , and the rest of the PLATOON are walking toward us , all carrying m-16's , except JESUS.
RYAN
(whispering to JESUS)
Did you put you zombie spray on?
JESUS
No.
RYAN
Why?
JESUS
Don't have to.
RYAN
What are you talking about?
JESUS
You know.
One of the PLATOON MEMBERS trips.
JESUS
You all right PRIVATE?
private 1
Yes sir.
RYAN walks over to PRIVATE 1 and JESUS.
RYAN
PRIVATE , you had better not screw this up , I hope your freaking life is more freaking important to you than that.
JESUS pulls RYAN off to the side.
JESUS
(whispering)
Why are you doing this? This isn't going to do any good.
RYAN
Get your freaking hands off me , before I kill you.
RYAN walks back over to where the rest of the PLATOON are standing.
RYAN
Lets move out!
cut to.
EXT.LAKE SHORE-NIGHT
We see the ZOMBIE PATROL PLATOON coming toward us with their PRISONERS.
We see ZOMBIE PLATOON guards coming toward their PRISONERS.
ZOMBIE GUARD THOMAS
Your captured.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Yeah we know.
zombie guard 1
Start walking.
ZOMBIE PATROL PLATOON sails away in their boat.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Why aren't they coming ashore?
ZOMBIE GUARD 1
Who?
ZOMBIE GUARD THOMAS
Just keep walking and shut up.
PRIVATE FOSTER
(whispering to MILES)
This is really freaking weird.
cut to.
ext.invisible alien ship-day
We see ALIEN PLATOON in the middle of a circle of trees.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Wheres your ship?
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON
What are you talking about? Right over there with my PLATOON don't you see.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yeah , but theres...
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON
-What?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Nothing.
The camera serves as DAVIS eyes as they walk toward the ALIEN PLATOON.
They get to the ALIEN PLATOON and we notice that they all look like DAVIS regular PLATOON , but look a little different.
ALIEN RYAN
Back all ready LIEUTENANT?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Uh...yeah.
ALIEN RYAN
You can help us carry out our mission.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
What mission is that , RYAN?
ALIEN RYAN
Don't be stupid. Lets go. Oh do you have the spray?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
ZOMBIE spray?
ALIEN RYAN
Whats that?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
You don't know?
ALIEN RYAN
Never heard of it before.
dissolve to.
EXT.platoons position-day
PLATOON is walking toward us RYAN is in the front carrying a silver 9 millimeter pistol.
RYAN signals his hand indicating the PLATOON to stop behind him.
RYAN
All right you three go that way , JESUS is coming with me.
private 2
Yes sir.
The other members of the PLATOON go the opposite direction.
JESUS
(whispering)
You , know they'll get massacred.
RYAN
I don't care. Put on your zombie spray.
RYAN spays the spray on his self.
JESUS does nothing.
RYAN
Go ahead.
JESUS
I don't need it.
RYAN
What?!
JESUS
I don't need it.
RYAN
Suit yourself.
They begin to walk away.
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyesight.
We hear a shrill whistle.
RYAN
What was that.
JESUS almost seems to ignore him.
We hear wild , violent screams.
RYAN
Its getting pretty freaking close , whatever the freak it is.
JESUS
You'll find out.
We see a vampire coming toward us.
RYAN
God , look whats ahead.
The vampire all of a sudden vanishes.
JESUS
What are you talking about?
RYAN
You didn't see that freaking vampire?
JESUS
No , what vampire?
ALIEN PRIVATE 1 runs toward them , but they do not know he is an alien.
RYAN
What happened.
The camera punches in for a close up of ALIEN PRIVATE 1.
alien private 1
We captured em'.
RYAN
What?! That wasn't the freaking mission , you we're supposed to freaking kill them!
ALIEN PRIVATE 1
I know , but they have some information that might be of some importance to us.
RYAN
Where are they.
ALIEN PRIVATE 1
Down this path here a few feet.
RYAN
Lets go.
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyes as we run through the woods.
Everything appears pretty much normal.
We see a light shining on what appears to be the PLATOON , but as we come closer at a fast rate of speed we begin to realize that it is not the PLATOON , not the ALIEN PLATOON , nor is it the ZOMBIE PLATOON , it is VAMPIRES!
RYAN
Holy crap!
RYAN and JESUS turn around and run the other way.
RYAN turns around and unloads a few rounds of his nine millimeter pistol on the VAMPIRES it makes bullet wholes that appear , but do not slow the VAMPIRES down.
VAMPIRE 1 jumps down from a tree in front of RYAN.
RYAN moves in for the kill with his pistol , but this only seems to shock the VAMPIRE for a minute and makes a bullet whole.
JESUS sprays the ZOMBIE spray on VAMPIRE 1.
This seems to really irritate VAMPIRE 1 , but it allows RYAN and JESUS to get away from him.
RYAN
Lets get the freak away from these crazy freaking sickos!
VAMPIRE 2 runs over to ALIEN PRIVATE 1.
VAMPIRE 2 pulls a unique looking weapon out from behind him.
The weapon looks like an regular m-16 , but has some kind of strange barrel.
RYAN and JESUS notice this exchange of weapons and take cover.
VAMPIRE 2 hands a weirder looking hand gun to ALIEN PRIVATE 1.
VAMPIRE 2 opens fire on RYAN and JESUS.
RYAN pulls out from behind a tree and unloads a couple of rounds from his pistol.
This of course doesn't do much good.
Temporary help is on the way as a ZOMBIE PLATOON helicopter comes flying over and unloads rapid fire on the VAMPIRES and ALIEN PRIVATE 1.
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyesight as the run away from the action a light mist starts to touch them it is yellow in color and they do not know what it is , but this will ultimately keep them normal , instead of turning into a zombie , or an alien.
cut to.
ext.on the side of a road-early morning hours
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyes as they get to the edge of a highway.
We now can see that it is early morning hours.
RYAN
(out of breath)
Oh God. Oh God. I bet they freaking captured the rest of the PLATOON. What was going on back there?
JESUS
War.
RYAN
What?!
JESUS
Horror.
RYAN
We got to freaking complete this mission before those guys at the Pentagon find out. Look , heres what we'll do , I know a couple of guys that do hatchet jobs down their near the boarder. We'll go hire one of them. Yeah , know just who I'm gone hire.
JESUS
Whats his name?
RYAN
Lets see...I don't know. Can't remember. Anyway I know where to find him. We'll just call him X BLUE.
RYAN takes his cell phone out of his pocket.
RYAN (INTO PHONE)
Hey man. You know who this is? You do? Good. Listen I need you to do me a little job. Can you be here soon? Great. See you then. Oh , listen we're dealing with some freaking weird pricks here. You know what to do.
RYAN ends his call and puts the phone back up.
RYAN
On his way.
slowly dissolve to.
EXT.ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD-DUSK
We see a dark Buick sedan pulling up. A man steps out.
He looks like Rambo , in his appearance.
Shells rapped around his body.
x blue
I won't seventy five percent of the dough.
RYAN
This a military operation
X BLUE
When will I get my money?
RYAN
When the operation is over , you will receive payment from the CIA
X BLUE
Then we'll search and destroy. I shall terminate the enemy on their own ground. Kill them now and you won't have to deal with them later.
JESUS
Yes , but first we have to save our men.
X BLUE
Lets go.
RYAN
We're going to run into a wall of vampires if we enter in and go this direction.
X BLUE
Good. We'll terminate them.
cut to.
ext.woods-day
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyes we see ALIEN LIEUTENANT DAVIS walking toward the camera.
RYAN
LIEUTENANT...What happened?
The camera punches in for a close up of ALIEN LIEUTENANT DAVIS.
ALIEN LIEUTENANT DAVIS
We took em' all out.
The camera punches in for a close up of RYAN.
RYAN
Thats good. What about the VAMPIRES?
The camera punches in for a close up of ALIEN LIEUTENANT DAVIS.
ALIEN LIEUTENANT DAVIS
All taken care of. We're supposed to meet the rest of the men at the ammunition dump.
The camera punches in for a close up of RYAN.
RYAN
O.k. , lets go.
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyes as they walk through the woods.
We hear a shrill whistle.
The camera serving as RYAN'S eyes we see shadows.
Now we see all of the PLATOON and they have turned into ZOMBIES. They are fighting the VAMPIRES.
The camera serving as RYAN'S eyes they grab these strange looking guns.
They start firing their weapons.
The camera serving as RYAN'S eyes as the run into a hailstorm of bullet fire.
The camera moves up looking out the tops of the trees. Their is an army helicopter flying above we hear its sound lightly.
We hear screams.
We see a shot of birds flying out of a tree.
We hear gunshots.
We get a shot of the fighting and their are lesser men this time.
We hear gunshots.
We see a shot of squirrels running out of the trees.
We look down and there is no more fighting.
The camera punches down to get a shot JESUS and RYAN fighting for their lives.
RYAN
(in deep pain)
This was a freaking suicide mission. I'm in so much freaking pain. There was no reason for us to go on this mission.
The camera punches in for a close up of JESUS.
JESUS
You'll live again.
JESUS dies.
The camera moves along slowly to get shots of all the dead bodies.
slowly fade to white.
INT.PENTAGON-DAY
Close up shot of LIEUTENANT DAVIS.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 2
LIEUTENANT?
The camera punches in for a close up of LIEUTENANT DAVIS.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yes sir?
The camera punches in for a close up of INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1
That'll be all.
dissolve to.
ending credits
This consist of about two minutes of various images from the film.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
It was all a dream of what was to come. In the last analysis war is hell , eternal life comes by death. I refused to go on the mission. They assigned somebody else and through me in the brig. RYAN also refused to go on the mission and they killed him. As for JESUS I saw him again then he went flew away.
Fade out to black.
ext.battlefield-night
We see a disaster site of destruction.
We see Army uniforms on the ground that were worn buy SOLDIERS , but their are no bodies in the uniforms. There are bullet holes through the uniforms as well as bloods stains.
We then see JESUS [hey-zoos] and RYAN. RYAN is dying. So is JESUS.
RYAN
You remember when you said that we shouldn't attack.
JESUS
Yes.
RYAN
You were right.
cut to.
INT.pentagon-day
We see several top ranking MILITARY INTELLIGENCE OFFICER'S sitting behind desk.
We see that they are wearing sun glasses.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS walk in the room.
intelligence dude 1
Morning LIEUTENANT.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Morning sir.
intelligence dude 2
We've got a top secret mission here for you.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1
That means confidential.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yes sir. Of course , sir.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 2
Their is a group of militants that we've been supporting that I want you to send a squad and take them out.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Why , sir?
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 2
National security.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1
We have reason to believe that they are assisting in a...
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 2
-Their inferior.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1
National Security. Terminate them.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 2
That'll be all.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1
Dismissed!
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yes sir. Thank you , sir.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS walking around the halls of the Pentagon for about the next thirty seconds to a minute.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
I didn't realize at the time why they we're telling me to attack a group of militants that we had been assisting , but I was to find that out sooner than I realized. They were a threat to the system. Much less the only group that was aiding us in fighting the terrorist. I had to go assemble my secret team of soldiers and whoever else in the intelligence community that I might need. Also a special Army platoon will be assisting us.
cut to.
INT.Ryan house-day
We see RYAN , a computer whiz type , eating a little cereal , when the phone rings.
We see that RYAN go's over to pick up the phone.
Ryan (into phone)
Hello.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
This is
RYAN
-DAVIS. I already know. Look regarding my position I'll meet you at the gate of the militant camp. Also I think that you should know that they've already sent to other squads and to other PLATOONS out their to do this mission and its been reported that they all turned into zombies and they thought that they were fighting aliens.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
Come on.
RYAN (INTO PHONE)
Thats what I heard. I'll be taking a friend with me.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
You can't do that.
RYAN (INTO PHONE)
He specializes in this kind of thing. He know how to deal with people if things get out of hand , you know what I mean? He could be a real asset to us.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
He better not foul this up or I'll be coming after you.
RYAN (INTO PHONE)
LIEUTENANT , I'm more worried about you that I am him.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Whats this friend of yours name?
RYAN (INTO PHONE)
JESUS.
cut to.
ext.militant camp gate-night
We see LIEUTENANT DAVIS drive up in a Army Hummer with a PLATOON in the back of a bigger truck behind them.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Wheres that guy , you said was going to meet us here , sir?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
I don't know keep quiet.
The PLATOON , with DAVIS , walk up to the GUARD at the gate.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
I knew the password so we got in easy or so I thought we would.
guard
Password.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
Zombie flick.
GUARD
Password.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Zombie film?
GUARD
Password.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
Zombie movie?
GUARD
Password.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Zombie and alien flick.
GUARD
Open the gate.
They walk into the camp.
The GUARDS shut the gate behind them.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
How did you know the password?
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Just guessed , sir.
RYAN
Good to see you LIEUTENANT.
RYAN and JESUS come into the light so we can see them.
RYAN (cont'd)
Thought you were never going to get through that gate.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
You've been in here all this time.
RYAN
Yes sir. This is my friend JESUS.
JESUS
Hello LIEUTENANT.
RYAN
Got to add something new to the mission LIEUTENANT.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
What?! How come I wasn't briefed on this?
RYAN
Cause I know the people better. Remember that zombie and alien story I told you about.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yeah.
RYAN
We got to take out another PLATOON , before we attack the militants.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
They've turned into zombies?
RYAN
Yes.
JESUS
I don't think that we should go through with this mission.
RYAN
We have to. JOHNSON take three men with you over toward that way , to the river its about fifty yards away. There will be a small boat on the shore take it and scout out the area along the river , to the north.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Yes sir.
JOHNSON turns around.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
MILES , FOSTER , JONES , come with me.
RYAN
By the way JOHNSON if you come in contact with anyone , terminate them.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
What if
RYAN
-Anyone. LIEUTENANT let me talk to you in private.
They walk over a few feet away from the group.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
(whispering)
What is it?
RYAN
(whispering)
We need a man to act as a decoy.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
(whispering)
What do you mean?
RYAN
(whispering)
We're going to attack at the camps railroad crossing , but we need them to think we're going to attack the ammunition dump instead.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
(whispering)
So you want me to send one of my men to get captured on purpose.
RYAN
(whispering)
Exactly.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
(whispering)
Wait a minute hows he gonna get captured they don't know we're here to attack them.
RYAN
(whispering)
Leave that up to me. We're gonna tell the men that we're attacking the ammunition dump so in case anyone else gets captured they'll tell them the right information too. There won't be conflicting stories.
RYAN turns around and walks back over to the rest of the PLATOON.
RYAN
All right men , we're going to attack them at the ammunition dump. I need a volunteer to go on a very dangerous assignment for us.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Wait a minute , I'll do it.
RYAN
But , we need you with us.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
I want to have the assignment.
RYAN
O.k. Be careful.
DAVIS gets and m-16 and starts to walk away.
RYAN
Wait a minute.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yeah?
RYAN pulls a small , can spray bottle out of his pocket. It is zombie spray.
RYAN hands DAVIS the spray bottle.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Extra camo?
RYAN
Zombie spray.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
What?
RYAN
If the zombies come after you this will make you invisible.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
O.k. But I thought that they assignment was supposed to be to give them the wrong information.
RYAN
If the zombies capture you first.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
All right.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS runs away quietly.
RYAN walks back over to the rest of the PLATOON.
RYAN
All right change of , we're going to attack the ammunition dump.
JESUS
Why?
RYAN
Cause I said so. I brought you along to help and your giving me nothing , but trouble.
JESUS
All this going to do is cause a bunch of blood shed. Why don't you try and help these people instead of taking them out.
RYAN
Lets move out!
cut to.
ext.lake shore-night
We see MILES , FOSTER , and JOHNSON running along the shore trying to find the boat.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
It didn't occur to me at the time that RYAN didn't give the other three guys the zombie spray , but he did me.
private miles
Where is that freaking boat that he told us about?
PRIVATE JOHNSON
I don't know just shut up and be quiet!
private foster
Hey their it is.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Thank God.
They run up and get into the boat , but it is the boat that the old PLATOON used and the computer steering on the boat will take over.
cut to.
ext.in the boat/riding on the river-day
We see that they are in the boat speeding away.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
FOSTER , you drive.
PRIVATE FOSTER
O.k.
JOHNSON gets his binoculars out and looks ahead.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Go left.
FOSTER tries to turn the boat left.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
No right.
PRIVATE FOSTER
It won't let me turn it!
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Help him MILES!
MILES tries helping him turn it.
private MILES
Its no use it won't budge!
JOHNSON turns around to see if they can all make it turn.
private MILES
Look ahead.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Jump out.
ZOMBIE PLATOON PATROL coming toward them.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Lets get out of here.
ZOMBIE SERGEANT BARNES
We've got you surrounded!
ZOMBIE DIVER PRIVATE WILSON jump into the water to capture them.
PRIVATE MILES
I'm handcuffed!
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Me too it must be invisible cuffs!
ZOMBIE PLATOON PATROL coming forward in their boat.
ZOMBIE SERGEANT BARNES
You thought that you would steal our boat , did you , well your captured. Get them out of the water.
ZOMBIE DIVER PRIVATE WILSON
Yes sir.
They get out of the water into the ZOMBIE BOAT.
ZOMBIE SERGEANT BARNES
Good work WILSON. Lets go.
They take off and drive away from ZOMBIE DIVER PRIVATE WILSON.
PRIVATE MILES
What about him.
ZOMBIE SERGEANT BARNES
He stays in the water.
PRIVATE MILES
Why?
ZOMBIE SERGEANT BARNES ignores MILES.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
(whispering)
Be quiet MILES.
cut to.
ext.middle of the militant camp near the zombie platoon Davis position-night
The camera serves as LIEUTENANT DAVIS eyes. He is running through the woods to of course be captured on purpose.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
Little did I know thing were about to get really scary. Scarier than normal combat. I decided that I wouldn't go through with the spray , besides I was supposed to get captured anyway wasn't I?
There is a screeching noise.
DAVIS turns around to see what the noise is.
We see people walking , toward DAVIS. Their not completely normal looking though. They are aliens , but this will not be revealed until later.
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL walks into sight with a few more ALIEN TROOPS.
DAVIS thinks its his PLATOON. Then he slowly realizes that it isn't.
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
Your captured.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Who are you.
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
COMMANDER POWELL.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Sir , I thought that I recognized you , we're on the same mission I think , but I wasn't told that you would be on this mission , too.
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
I'm here to stop your mission.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Why?
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
Your a threat to national security. JOHNSON.
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON comes into sight.
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON
Yes sir?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
I was suspicious of you JOHNSON.
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
Take him to the ship so that after this mission we can take him back to......
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
-Where?
ALIEN COMMANDER POWELL
I can't say. Just take him back to the ship.
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON
Yes sir.
DAVIS and ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON walk away. The camera serves as DAVIS eyes. The area in which they are walking is like woods.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
I should have known I was set up.
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON
What are you talking about?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
You know perfectly well what I'm talking about.
cut to.
ext.militant camp on the trail leading to the ammunition dump-night
RYAN , JESUS , and the rest of the PLATOON are walking toward us , all carrying m-16's , except JESUS.
RYAN
(whispering to JESUS)
Did you put you zombie spray on?
JESUS
No.
RYAN
Why?
JESUS
Don't have to.
RYAN
What are you talking about?
JESUS
You know.
One of the PLATOON MEMBERS trips.
JESUS
You all right PRIVATE?
private 1
Yes sir.
RYAN walks over to PRIVATE 1 and JESUS.
RYAN
PRIVATE , you had better not screw this up , I hope your freaking life is more freaking important to you than that.
JESUS pulls RYAN off to the side.
JESUS
(whispering)
Why are you doing this? This isn't going to do any good.
RYAN
Get your freaking hands off me , before I kill you.
RYAN walks back over to where the rest of the PLATOON are standing.
RYAN
Lets move out!
cut to.
EXT.LAKE SHORE-NIGHT
We see the ZOMBIE PATROL PLATOON coming toward us with their PRISONERS.
We see ZOMBIE PLATOON guards coming toward their PRISONERS.
ZOMBIE GUARD THOMAS
Your captured.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Yeah we know.
zombie guard 1
Start walking.
ZOMBIE PATROL PLATOON sails away in their boat.
PRIVATE JOHNSON
Why aren't they coming ashore?
ZOMBIE GUARD 1
Who?
ZOMBIE GUARD THOMAS
Just keep walking and shut up.
PRIVATE FOSTER
(whispering to MILES)
This is really freaking weird.
cut to.
ext.invisible alien ship-day
We see ALIEN PLATOON in the middle of a circle of trees.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Wheres your ship?
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON
What are you talking about? Right over there with my PLATOON don't you see.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yeah , but theres...
ALIEN PRIVATE JOHNSON
-What?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Nothing.
The camera serves as DAVIS eyes as they walk toward the ALIEN PLATOON.
They get to the ALIEN PLATOON and we notice that they all look like DAVIS regular PLATOON , but look a little different.
ALIEN RYAN
Back all ready LIEUTENANT?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Uh...yeah.
ALIEN RYAN
You can help us carry out our mission.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
What mission is that , RYAN?
ALIEN RYAN
Don't be stupid. Lets go. Oh do you have the spray?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
ZOMBIE spray?
ALIEN RYAN
Whats that?
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
You don't know?
ALIEN RYAN
Never heard of it before.
dissolve to.
EXT.platoons position-day
PLATOON is walking toward us RYAN is in the front carrying a silver 9 millimeter pistol.
RYAN signals his hand indicating the PLATOON to stop behind him.
RYAN
All right you three go that way , JESUS is coming with me.
private 2
Yes sir.
The other members of the PLATOON go the opposite direction.
JESUS
(whispering)
You , know they'll get massacred.
RYAN
I don't care. Put on your zombie spray.
RYAN spays the spray on his self.
JESUS does nothing.
RYAN
Go ahead.
JESUS
I don't need it.
RYAN
What?!
JESUS
I don't need it.
RYAN
Suit yourself.
They begin to walk away.
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyesight.
We hear a shrill whistle.
RYAN
What was that.
JESUS almost seems to ignore him.
We hear wild , violent screams.
RYAN
Its getting pretty freaking close , whatever the freak it is.
JESUS
You'll find out.
We see a vampire coming toward us.
RYAN
God , look whats ahead.
The vampire all of a sudden vanishes.
JESUS
What are you talking about?
RYAN
You didn't see that freaking vampire?
JESUS
No , what vampire?
ALIEN PRIVATE 1 runs toward them , but they do not know he is an alien.
RYAN
What happened.
The camera punches in for a close up of ALIEN PRIVATE 1.
alien private 1
We captured em'.
RYAN
What?! That wasn't the freaking mission , you we're supposed to freaking kill them!
ALIEN PRIVATE 1
I know , but they have some information that might be of some importance to us.
RYAN
Where are they.
ALIEN PRIVATE 1
Down this path here a few feet.
RYAN
Lets go.
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyes as we run through the woods.
Everything appears pretty much normal.
We see a light shining on what appears to be the PLATOON , but as we come closer at a fast rate of speed we begin to realize that it is not the PLATOON , not the ALIEN PLATOON , nor is it the ZOMBIE PLATOON , it is VAMPIRES!
RYAN
Holy crap!
RYAN and JESUS turn around and run the other way.
RYAN turns around and unloads a few rounds of his nine millimeter pistol on the VAMPIRES it makes bullet wholes that appear , but do not slow the VAMPIRES down.
VAMPIRE 1 jumps down from a tree in front of RYAN.
RYAN moves in for the kill with his pistol , but this only seems to shock the VAMPIRE for a minute and makes a bullet whole.
JESUS sprays the ZOMBIE spray on VAMPIRE 1.
This seems to really irritate VAMPIRE 1 , but it allows RYAN and JESUS to get away from him.
RYAN
Lets get the freak away from these crazy freaking sickos!
VAMPIRE 2 runs over to ALIEN PRIVATE 1.
VAMPIRE 2 pulls a unique looking weapon out from behind him.
The weapon looks like an regular m-16 , but has some kind of strange barrel.
RYAN and JESUS notice this exchange of weapons and take cover.
VAMPIRE 2 hands a weirder looking hand gun to ALIEN PRIVATE 1.
VAMPIRE 2 opens fire on RYAN and JESUS.
RYAN pulls out from behind a tree and unloads a couple of rounds from his pistol.
This of course doesn't do much good.
Temporary help is on the way as a ZOMBIE PLATOON helicopter comes flying over and unloads rapid fire on the VAMPIRES and ALIEN PRIVATE 1.
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyesight as the run away from the action a light mist starts to touch them it is yellow in color and they do not know what it is , but this will ultimately keep them normal , instead of turning into a zombie , or an alien.
cut to.
ext.on the side of a road-early morning hours
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyes as they get to the edge of a highway.
We now can see that it is early morning hours.
RYAN
(out of breath)
Oh God. Oh God. I bet they freaking captured the rest of the PLATOON. What was going on back there?
JESUS
War.
RYAN
What?!
JESUS
Horror.
RYAN
We got to freaking complete this mission before those guys at the Pentagon find out. Look , heres what we'll do , I know a couple of guys that do hatchet jobs down their near the boarder. We'll go hire one of them. Yeah , know just who I'm gone hire.
JESUS
Whats his name?
RYAN
Lets see...I don't know. Can't remember. Anyway I know where to find him. We'll just call him X BLUE.
RYAN takes his cell phone out of his pocket.
RYAN (INTO PHONE)
Hey man. You know who this is? You do? Good. Listen I need you to do me a little job. Can you be here soon? Great. See you then. Oh , listen we're dealing with some freaking weird pricks here. You know what to do.
RYAN ends his call and puts the phone back up.
RYAN
On his way.
slowly dissolve to.
EXT.ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD-DUSK
We see a dark Buick sedan pulling up. A man steps out.
He looks like Rambo , in his appearance.
Shells rapped around his body.
x blue
I won't seventy five percent of the dough.
RYAN
This a military operation
X BLUE
When will I get my money?
RYAN
When the operation is over , you will receive payment from the CIA
X BLUE
Then we'll search and destroy. I shall terminate the enemy on their own ground. Kill them now and you won't have to deal with them later.
JESUS
Yes , but first we have to save our men.
X BLUE
Lets go.
RYAN
We're going to run into a wall of vampires if we enter in and go this direction.
X BLUE
Good. We'll terminate them.
cut to.
ext.woods-day
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyes we see ALIEN LIEUTENANT DAVIS walking toward the camera.
RYAN
LIEUTENANT...What happened?
The camera punches in for a close up of ALIEN LIEUTENANT DAVIS.
ALIEN LIEUTENANT DAVIS
We took em' all out.
The camera punches in for a close up of RYAN.
RYAN
Thats good. What about the VAMPIRES?
The camera punches in for a close up of ALIEN LIEUTENANT DAVIS.
ALIEN LIEUTENANT DAVIS
All taken care of. We're supposed to meet the rest of the men at the ammunition dump.
The camera punches in for a close up of RYAN.
RYAN
O.k. , lets go.
The camera serves as RYAN'S eyes as they walk through the woods.
We hear a shrill whistle.
The camera serving as RYAN'S eyes we see shadows.
Now we see all of the PLATOON and they have turned into ZOMBIES. They are fighting the VAMPIRES.
The camera serving as RYAN'S eyes they grab these strange looking guns.
They start firing their weapons.
The camera serving as RYAN'S eyes as the run into a hailstorm of bullet fire.
The camera moves up looking out the tops of the trees. Their is an army helicopter flying above we hear its sound lightly.
We hear screams.
We see a shot of birds flying out of a tree.
We hear gunshots.
We get a shot of the fighting and their are lesser men this time.
We hear gunshots.
We see a shot of squirrels running out of the trees.
We look down and there is no more fighting.
The camera punches down to get a shot JESUS and RYAN fighting for their lives.
RYAN
(in deep pain)
This was a freaking suicide mission. I'm in so much freaking pain. There was no reason for us to go on this mission.
The camera punches in for a close up of JESUS.
JESUS
You'll live again.
JESUS dies.
The camera moves along slowly to get shots of all the dead bodies.
slowly fade to white.
INT.PENTAGON-DAY
Close up shot of LIEUTENANT DAVIS.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 2
LIEUTENANT?
The camera punches in for a close up of LIEUTENANT DAVIS.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS
Yes sir?
The camera punches in for a close up of INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1.
INTELLIGENCE DUDE 1
That'll be all.
dissolve to.
ending credits
This consist of about two minutes of various images from the film.
LIEUTENANT DAVIS (V.O.)
It was all a dream of what was to come. In the last analysis war is hell , eternal life comes by death. I refused to go on the mission. They assigned somebody else and through me in the brig. RYAN also refused to go on the mission and they killed him. As for JESUS I saw him again then he went flew away.
Fade out to black.
