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I don't have a title for this (dark humour)... I have some more but I will let you guy's digest these and tell me if I suck 
Interior shot of old home...darkened living room (out of focus slowly focusing on a really large woman on couch)
Dave (Oriental Americanized male walks into focus) (starts to sing a song)
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her
Yeah I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation
I always know where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her
She's my filly* I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
Copyright 1995 by West Beach Music/NOFX Music
Recorded by NOFX on the CD "Heavy Petting Zoo" (Epitaph 86457-4,
1995)
Scene 2
There was sex (Shot of Glenda “the fat woman” in shower, odd outline shadow through curtain of mass body flesh)
Dave (recent winner of stand-up comedy contest)
“I didn’t almost vomit that time” (fake chuckle) and does a spit take into shower
Glenda leans out of the shower a hand exposes with black nail polish and belts out a song her band metal band has been playing that seem’s appropriate for the moment
Sex for a few marks
There is no tabu
The choice is large
To grasp something young
Fragile and naive
Shake by excitement , the passion can't be hidden
You're holding her
She is yours now
Your bloodless brain does not register
You've got only one goal
Delight, pleasure, ecstasy
A total satisfaction at any cost
Who cares about the hell she's going through
You've bought her, the money wipes out all respect
The school girl is yours for a few moments
What do you feel like?
Oral? Anal? Piss or Sado?
She has to submit
You've bought her
You stink of sweat, you gaze into her face, how old is she - ten?
Your daughter is the same age
No! No! This is different, you've bought this one
Just like the others
Who cares about who sold her to you - a brother, a school mateor f**king parents
Who cares, you've paid for it, she's yours
scene 3
David ( hands Glenda a towel and slaps her ass)
“That song really sucked” “Your really sick you know that?” (David fake chuckles again)
(Bathroom Hall scene, David is standing outside door because bathroom is filled with Glenda and steam)
(Glenda walks past David, David leans over railing to let her pass naked ,steaming)
David (still standing in hallway wipes off water that was pressed against his shirt)
“I need to borrow your car”
Glenda (changes in bedroom)
“I’d rather abort your fetus than give you my keys”
David (chuckles nervously)
“Ha”
Glenda
“Yes, David I am going to have your child” (say’s it matter of factly) pause as she pulls over her large black moomoo with the obligitory metal band logo. “I hope it’s not ugly”
David (look of wanting to pee his pants or run away to some foreign land that already has too many children that might not notice if he dropped one more at the door step)
"It won't be ugly" (smiles)
Interior shot of old home...darkened living room (out of focus slowly focusing on a really large woman on couch)
Dave (Oriental Americanized male walks into focus) (starts to sing a song)
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her
Yeah I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation
I always know where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her
She's my filly* I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
Copyright 1995 by West Beach Music/NOFX Music
Recorded by NOFX on the CD "Heavy Petting Zoo" (Epitaph 86457-4,
1995)
Scene 2
There was sex (Shot of Glenda “the fat woman” in shower, odd outline shadow through curtain of mass body flesh)
Dave (recent winner of stand-up comedy contest)
“I didn’t almost vomit that time” (fake chuckle) and does a spit take into shower
Glenda leans out of the shower a hand exposes with black nail polish and belts out a song her band metal band has been playing that seem’s appropriate for the moment
Sex for a few marks
There is no tabu
The choice is large
To grasp something young
Fragile and naive
Shake by excitement , the passion can't be hidden
You're holding her
She is yours now
Your bloodless brain does not register
You've got only one goal
Delight, pleasure, ecstasy
A total satisfaction at any cost
Who cares about the hell she's going through
You've bought her, the money wipes out all respect
The school girl is yours for a few moments
What do you feel like?
Oral? Anal? Piss or Sado?
She has to submit
You've bought her
You stink of sweat, you gaze into her face, how old is she - ten?
Your daughter is the same age
No! No! This is different, you've bought this one
Just like the others
Who cares about who sold her to you - a brother, a school mateor f**king parents
Who cares, you've paid for it, she's yours
scene 3
David ( hands Glenda a towel and slaps her ass)
“That song really sucked” “Your really sick you know that?” (David fake chuckles again)
(Bathroom Hall scene, David is standing outside door because bathroom is filled with Glenda and steam)
(Glenda walks past David, David leans over railing to let her pass naked ,steaming)
David (still standing in hallway wipes off water that was pressed against his shirt)
“I need to borrow your car”
Glenda (changes in bedroom)
“I’d rather abort your fetus than give you my keys”
David (chuckles nervously)
“Ha”
Glenda
“Yes, David I am going to have your child” (say’s it matter of factly) pause as she pulls over her large black moomoo with the obligitory metal band logo. “I hope it’s not ugly”
David (look of wanting to pee his pants or run away to some foreign land that already has too many children that might not notice if he dropped one more at the door step)
"It won't be ugly" (smiles)
